tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21855059645374986212024-02-20T08:00:51.553-08:00Lovehappyfunnyhahahacrazyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10755786254148431042noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2185505964537498621.post-4077798194589951512008-12-02T03:30:00.000-08:002008-12-02T03:35:03.258-08:00copy from email hahaha<span style="font-weight: bold; color: teal; font-family: SimSun;">看完後</span><b><span style="font-family:Tahoma;color:teal;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: teal; font-family: Tahoma;" lang="EN-US"> , </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:宋体;color:teal;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: teal; font-family: SimSun;">相信你也會有所感觸</span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Tahoma;color:teal;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: teal; font-family: Tahoma;" lang="EN-US"> .....</span></span></b><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US"> </span></span><b><span style="font-size:6;color:teal;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: teal;" lang="EN-US"><br /> </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:6;color:teal;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: teal; font-family: SimSun;">看完它</span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:6;color:teal;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: teal; font-family: Arial;"> </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:6;color:teal;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: teal; font-family: SimSun;">很有意思!</span></span></b><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US"><br /> <br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.jascoll.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://by124w.bay124.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://207.46.11.249/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3df4e6cc15-e2eb-44f2-a3b5-50c2717b834a.jpg%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvanBlZw_3d_3d%26name%3dQVRUMDAwMDc1MS5qcGc_3d%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empty%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a6737BE6DC4D14F709D63A1E29E4DABAE%2540GKMPC&oneredir=1&ip=10.1.106.222&d=d3312&mf=0&a=01_e897718e8b7314ff4ca9d8c6010c7794ae86789b1eade0d9244cdcf81182b76c" border="0" height="3646" width="600" /></a><br /><img src="http://by124w.bay124.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://207.46.11.249/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3dcc24ce57-8038-42bf-a0b7-8a593fdecbeb.gif%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvZ2lm%26name%3dQVRUMDAwMTA0Mi5naWY_3d%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empty%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253aA8C128B59D3047F3846D1BD56EAC7763%2540GKMPC&oneredir=1&ip=10.1.106.222&d=d3312&mf=0&a=01_e897718e8b7314ff4ca9d8c6010c7794ae86789b1eade0d9244cdcf81182b76c" border="0" height="50" width="400" /> <img src="http://by124w.bay124.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://207.46.11.249/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3d668bd631-174b-4b62-85c8-9936b32c71ce.gif%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvZ2lm%26name%3dQVRUMDAwMTMzMy5naWY_3d%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empty%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a18B28E1D490244B1B2AB19C2683D8A6D%2540GKMPC&oneredir=1&ip=10.1.106.222&d=d3312&mf=0&a=01_e897718e8b7314ff4ca9d8c6010c7794ae86789b1eade0d9244cdcf81182b76c" border="0" height="124" width="166" /><br /> <br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: red; font-family: SimSun;">古有明訓</span><b><span style="font-size:180%;color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: red;" lang="EN-US">: </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:180%;color:blue;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: blue; font-family: SimSun;">活在當下</span></span></b><b><span style="font-size:180%;color:blue;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: blue;" lang="EN-US">, </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:180%;color:blue;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: blue; font-family: SimSun;">知足常樂</span></span></b><b><span style="font-size:180%;color:blue;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: blue;" lang="EN-US">! </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:宋体;font-size:180%;color:fuchsia;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: fuchsia; font-family: SimSun;">你說是嗎</span></span></b><b><span style="font-size:180%;color:fuchsia;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">?</span></span></b><span lang="EN-US"> </span><br /> </span></span>crazyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10755786254148431042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2185505964537498621.post-84289586999398387062008-12-02T02:48:00.000-08:002008-12-02T02:50:42.051-08:00jokes<span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">小兔说:</span><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">'</span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">我妈妈叫我小兔兔,好听!</span><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">' </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">小猪说:'我妈妈叫我小猪猪,也好听!' </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">小狗说:'我妈妈叫我小狗狗,也很好听!' </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">小鸡说:'你们聊,我先走了!' </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">小兔说:'我是兔娘养的!' </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">小猪说:'我是猪娘养的!' </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">小鸡说:'我是鸡娘养的!' </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">小狗说:'你们聊,我先走了!' </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">浪客说:'人们叫我浪人,好听!' </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">武士说:'人们叫我武人,也好听! </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">高手说:'人们叫我高人,也很好听!' </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">剑客说:'你们聊,我先走了!' </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">李宗仁将军说:我这人,有仁! </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">傅作义将军说:我这人,有义! </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">左权将军说:我这人,有权! </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">霍去病将军说:你们聊,我先走了! </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">老张家的门是柳木做的,老张说:我家的门是木门! </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">老李家的门是塑料做的,老李说:我家的门是塑门! </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">老王家的门是砖头做的,老王说:我家的门是砖门! </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">老刘家的门是钢做的,老刘说:你们聊,我先走了! </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">师范学院的学生说:我是'师院'的! </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">铁道学院的学生说:我是'铁院'的! </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">职业学院的学生说:我是'职院'的! </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">技术学院的学生说:你们聊,我先走了! </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">1。题目:一边……一边…… </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">小朋友写:他一边脱衣服,一边穿裤子。 </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">老师批语:他到底是要脱还是要穿啊? </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">2。题目:其中 </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">小朋友写:我的其中一只左脚受伤了。 </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">老师批语:你是蜈蚣吗? </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">3。题目:陆陆续续 </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">小朋友写:下班了,爸爸陆陆续续的回家了。 </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">老师批语:你到底有几个爸爸呀? </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">4。题目:难过 </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">小朋友写:我家门前有条水沟很难过。 </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">老师批语:老师更难过。 </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">5。题目:又 又 </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">小朋友写:我的妈妈又矮又高又胖又瘦。 </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">老师批语;你的妈妈是变形金钢吗? </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">6。题目:你看 </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">小朋友写:你看什么看!没看过啊 </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">老师批语:没看过 </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">7。题目:欣欣向荣 </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">小朋友写:欣欣向荣荣告白。 </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">老师批语:连续剧不要看太多了! </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">8。题目:好吃 </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">小朋友写:好吃个屁。 </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">老师批语:有些东西是不能吃的。 </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">9。题目:天真 </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">小朋友写:今天真热。 </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">老师批语:你真天真。 </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">10。题目:果然 </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">小朋友写:昨天我吃水果,然后喝凉水。 </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">老师批语:是词组,不能分开的。 </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">11。题目:先……再……,例题:先吃饭,再冼澡。 </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">小朋友写:先生,再见! </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">老师批语:想像力超过了地球人的智慧。 </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">12。题目:况且 </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">小朋友写:一列火车经过,况且况且况且况且况且况 </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-family:SimSun;font-size:100%;">老师批语:我死了算了 </span>crazyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10755786254148431042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2185505964537498621.post-55554370140270802922008-06-07T06:57:00.000-07:002008-06-07T07:16:02.378-07:00why i fired my secretaryAs i wailed into my office , my secretary , Janet , said , "Good morning boss.Happy Birthday."<br /><br />And I felt a little better ; someone had remembered .<br /><br /><br />I worked till noon . Then , Janet knocked on my door and said " You know , it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday let's go to lunch , just you and me ."<br /><br />I said , 'That's the greatest thing I've heard all day . Let's go ."<br /><br />We went to lunch .<br /><br />We didn't go where we normally go ; we went<br />out to the country to a little private place .<br /><br />We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.<br /><br />On the way back to the office , she said ,"You know , it's such a beautiful day . We don't need to go back to the office , do we ?"<br /><br />I said , "No , I guess not ."<br /><br />She said , " Let's go to my apartment."<br /><br />After arrived at her apartment she said , " Boss , if you don't mind , I think I"ll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable ."<br /><br />"Sure ,"<br /><br />I excitedly replied . She went into the bedroom and , in about six minutes , she came out carrying a big birthday cake ,<br /><br />followed<br /><br />by my wife ,<br /><br />children ,<br /><br />and dozens of our friends , all singing Happy Birthday .<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />And there I sat ............................on the couch ......................................................................naked!crazyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10755786254148431042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2185505964537498621.post-79321137459260577882008-05-31T01:36:00.000-07:002008-05-31T01:39:21.790-07:00wisdomthe secret of being happy is not doing what one likes but in liking what one does . losing hurts , but hurts even more when you realize that you haven't done your best . give you best to whatever is in front of you and opportunity will begin to find you .crazyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10755786254148431042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2185505964537498621.post-72693008490878336002008-05-31T01:33:00.000-07:002008-05-31T01:35:55.783-07:00wisdomlast wealth may be replaced by industry ,<br /> lost knowledge by study ,<br /> lost health by temperance and medicine<br /> but lost time is gone for evercrazyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10755786254148431042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2185505964537498621.post-26019762400823126012008-05-31T01:27:00.000-07:002008-05-31T01:32:52.137-07:00Cari makan manyak susahTahun baharu sudah mau tiba ,<br /> sini ada sale , sana ada offer<br /> wife kata peluang sudah tiba ,<br /> bonus pun sudah ada .<br /><br /> baju , kasut , beg baru semua yang kena .<br /> walaupun bonus sudah ada ,<br /> bila tahun baharu hari cina tiba ,<br /> bonus ada macam tak ada ,<br /> macam mana , macam mana .<br /><br /> anak juga tidak lupa ,<br /> bapa , bapa , saya mau power ranger ,<br /> see the price , father also surrender .crazyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10755786254148431042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2185505964537498621.post-56247637490977150422008-05-31T01:22:00.000-07:002008-05-31T01:24:36.353-07:00lifeGo where you want to be<br /> What you want to be cause you have only one life<br /> and chance to do all the things you want in lifecrazyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10755786254148431042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2185505964537498621.post-34591048013231215082008-01-02T06:41:00.000-08:002008-01-02T06:45:39.087-08:00nice storybadawi and samy vellu in helicopter . looking down at KL . badawi said if i throw rm100 notes down, 2 people are gain to happy . samy vellu said if i throw 200 RM1 notes , 200 people will be happy . pilot heard and said if i throw both of you down , 27 millon malaysian people will be happy .crazyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10755786254148431042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2185505964537498621.post-46141904074136152512007-12-05T04:08:00.000-08:002007-12-05T04:10:55.181-08:00wisdom<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;">If today you do something that people don't do , next time you will get something that people don't have</span></span>crazyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10755786254148431042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2185505964537498621.post-72714659283577066342007-12-05T04:04:00.000-08:002007-12-05T04:05:54.935-08:00wisdom<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family: arial;">Don't cut off your nose to spite your face</span></span>crazyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10755786254148431042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2185505964537498621.post-23560996614867756252007-12-05T03:47:00.000-08:002007-12-05T04:04:00.575-08:00wisdom<span style="font-family: arial;font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">A turtle makes progress only when he sticks his neck out</span></span>crazyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10755786254148431042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2185505964537498621.post-13075620241203955422007-12-05T03:43:00.000-08:002007-12-05T04:03:30.677-08:00wisdom<span style="font-family: arial;font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">Nothing ventured , nothing gained .</span></span>crazyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10755786254148431042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2185505964537498621.post-64056616599424506502007-12-03T02:28:00.000-08:002007-12-03T02:42:30.476-08:00friendOne day have three friend together go to hiking . They are bodoh , gila and otak . On the journal , suddenly have fox come out . So they run for and miss bodoh . They two guy find whole day till cannot find he . So , they decided to report police . When they reach police station , otak say i for you at outside you go inside to report la . Then , gila go inside to make a report . When gila go in he say mata i want make a report because my freind bodoh loss in the jungle . So i help you can find people to find . the policewill say are you gila ka , find bodoh . Gila say ya . I'm gila . police say again you has otak or not ? He say of course has la , at outside only ma ........................................crazyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10755786254148431042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2185505964537498621.post-34239434777609781382007-11-08T05:45:00.000-08:002007-11-08T05:48:45.995-08:00no money don talkIf you need advice sms to me<br />If you need a friend call to me<br />If you need $ , number yang anda dail tidak dapat dihubungi lagi , tolong jangan cuba lagi . Dut-Dutcrazyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10755786254148431042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2185505964537498621.post-35271130001028165962007-11-07T04:33:00.000-08:002007-11-07T04:47:42.067-08:00stupid boy"Mum , I want wear a bra !"<br />"Cannot ."<br />"Mum , why i can't wear it , when my sister 16 she wear it already , why I can't it ?"<br />"Aiyo , why you so stupid 1 ? You listen to mum ok , you is boy so no need wear it 1 ."crazyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10755786254148431042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2185505964537498621.post-35742946639190599052007-11-01T19:43:00.000-07:002007-11-01T19:48:11.302-07:00How to satisfy !Have one day , Dad ask his son : "When I beat you , you will never get angry . How you control your angry ?"<br /><br />Son :"I will start to cleaning the toilet ."<br /><br />Dad :"How does satisfy you ?"<br /><br />Son :"I use your toothbrush to clean it ."<br /><br />Dad :".........."crazyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10755786254148431042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2185505964537498621.post-77986510094085792092007-10-28T20:50:00.000-07:002007-10-28T21:01:24.525-07:00www.waiting.comDo you want free mobile phone ?<br /><br />Do you want whole life unlimit sms ?<br /><br />Do you want free talktime for half ?<br /><br /><br />If you want , please browse ........<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />www.waiting.comcrazyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10755786254148431042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2185505964537498621.post-87937246824367682152007-10-28T02:44:00.000-07:002007-10-28T02:48:51.295-07:00UPS and DHLOne day have 2 delivery company argue,<br />UPS:i very dislike your service, your service is very poor.<br />DHL:why you said my company poor?<br />UPS:it is because Dua Hari Lambat..<br />DHL: you pun samacrazyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10755786254148431042noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2185505964537498621.post-45729888943799998412007-10-25T20:10:00.000-07:002007-10-28T20:47:58.842-07:00hahahaOne day , has one china man saw an accident but he don know english .<br />He talk , " mata ar mata , one car come , one car go<br />one car boh brake , one car boh stop<br />two car come together ......<br />PING PONG PIANG<br />please call EEEEEEEEE OOORRRRRR EEEEEE OOOOORRRRR "crazyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10755786254148431042noreply@blogger.com0