看完它 很有意思！
古有明訓: 活在當下, 知足常樂! 你說是嗎?
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
jokes
小兔说：'我妈妈叫我小兔兔，好听！'
小猪说：'我妈妈叫我小猪猪，也好听！'
小狗说：'我妈妈叫我小狗狗，也很好听！'
小鸡说：'你们聊，我先走了！'
小兔说：'我是兔娘养的！'
小猪说：'我是猪娘养的！'
小鸡说：'我是鸡娘养的！'
小狗说：'你们聊，我先走了！'
浪客说：'人们叫我浪人，好听！'
武士说：'人们叫我武人，也好听！
高手说：'人们叫我高人，也很好听！'
剑客说：'你们聊，我先走了！'
李宗仁将军说：我这人，有仁！
傅作义将军说：我这人，有义！
左权将军说：我这人，有权！
霍去病将军说：你们聊，我先走了！
老张家的门是柳木做的，老张说：我家的门是木门！
老李家的门是塑料做的，老李说：我家的门是塑门！
老王家的门是砖头做的，老王说：我家的门是砖门！
老刘家的门是钢做的，老刘说：你们聊，我先走了！
师范学院的学生说：我是'师院'的！
铁道学院的学生说：我是'铁院'的！
职业学院的学生说：我是'职院'的！
技术学院的学生说：你们聊，我先走了！
１。题目：一边……一边……
小朋友写：他一边脱衣服，一边穿裤子。
老师批语：他到底是要脱还是要穿啊？
２。题目：其中
小朋友写：我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师批语：你是蜈蚣吗？
３。题目：陆陆续续
小朋友写：下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回家了。
老师批语：你到底有几个爸爸呀？
４。题目：难过
小朋友写：我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师批语：老师更难过。
５。题目：又 又
小朋友写：我的妈妈又矮又高又胖又瘦。
老师批语；你的妈妈是变形金钢吗？
６。题目：你看
小朋友写：你看什么看！没看过啊
老师批语：没看过
７。题目：欣欣向荣
小朋友写：欣欣向荣荣告白。
老师批语：连续剧不要看太多了！
８。题目：好吃
小朋友写：好吃个屁。
老师批语：有些东西是不能吃的。
９。题目：天真
小朋友写：今天真热。
老师批语：你真天真。
１０。题目：果然
小朋友写：昨天我吃水果，然后喝凉水。
老师批语：是词组，不能分开的。
１１。题目：先……再……，例题：先吃饭，再冼澡。
小朋友写：先生，再见！
老师批语：想像力超过了地球人的智慧。
１２。题目：况且
小朋友写：一列火车经过，况且况且况且况且况且况
老师批语：我死了算了
小猪说：'我妈妈叫我小猪猪，也好听！'
小狗说：'我妈妈叫我小狗狗，也很好听！'
小鸡说：'你们聊，我先走了！'
小兔说：'我是兔娘养的！'
小猪说：'我是猪娘养的！'
小鸡说：'我是鸡娘养的！'
小狗说：'你们聊，我先走了！'
浪客说：'人们叫我浪人，好听！'
武士说：'人们叫我武人，也好听！
高手说：'人们叫我高人，也很好听！'
剑客说：'你们聊，我先走了！'
李宗仁将军说：我这人，有仁！
傅作义将军说：我这人，有义！
左权将军说：我这人，有权！
霍去病将军说：你们聊，我先走了！
老张家的门是柳木做的，老张说：我家的门是木门！
老李家的门是塑料做的，老李说：我家的门是塑门！
老王家的门是砖头做的，老王说：我家的门是砖门！
老刘家的门是钢做的，老刘说：你们聊，我先走了！
师范学院的学生说：我是'师院'的！
铁道学院的学生说：我是'铁院'的！
职业学院的学生说：我是'职院'的！
技术学院的学生说：你们聊，我先走了！
１。题目：一边……一边……
小朋友写：他一边脱衣服，一边穿裤子。
老师批语：他到底是要脱还是要穿啊？
２。题目：其中
小朋友写：我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师批语：你是蜈蚣吗？
３。题目：陆陆续续
小朋友写：下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回家了。
老师批语：你到底有几个爸爸呀？
４。题目：难过
小朋友写：我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师批语：老师更难过。
５。题目：又 又
小朋友写：我的妈妈又矮又高又胖又瘦。
老师批语；你的妈妈是变形金钢吗？
６。题目：你看
小朋友写：你看什么看！没看过啊
老师批语：没看过
７。题目：欣欣向荣
小朋友写：欣欣向荣荣告白。
老师批语：连续剧不要看太多了！
８。题目：好吃
小朋友写：好吃个屁。
老师批语：有些东西是不能吃的。
９。题目：天真
小朋友写：今天真热。
老师批语：你真天真。
１０。题目：果然
小朋友写：昨天我吃水果，然后喝凉水。
老师批语：是词组，不能分开的。
１１。题目：先……再……，例题：先吃饭，再冼澡。
小朋友写：先生，再见！
老师批语：想像力超过了地球人的智慧。
１２。题目：况且
小朋友写：一列火车经过，况且况且况且况且况且况
老师批语：我死了算了
Saturday, June 7, 2008
why i fired my secretary
As i wailed into my office , my secretary , Janet , said , "Good morning boss.Happy Birthday."
And I felt a little better ; someone had remembered .
I worked till noon . Then , Janet knocked on my door and said " You know , it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday let's go to lunch , just you and me ."
I said , 'That's the greatest thing I've heard all day . Let's go ."
We went to lunch .
We didn't go where we normally go ; we went
out to the country to a little private place .
We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office , she said ,"You know , it's such a beautiful day . We don't need to go back to the office , do we ?"
I said , "No , I guess not ."
She said , " Let's go to my apartment."
After arrived at her apartment she said , " Boss , if you don't mind , I think I"ll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable ."
"Sure ,"
I excitedly replied . She went into the bedroom and , in about six minutes , she came out carrying a big birthday cake ,
followed
by my wife ,
children ,
and dozens of our friends , all singing Happy Birthday .
And there I sat ............................on the couch ......................................................................naked!
And I felt a little better ; someone had remembered .
I worked till noon . Then , Janet knocked on my door and said " You know , it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday let's go to lunch , just you and me ."
I said , 'That's the greatest thing I've heard all day . Let's go ."
We went to lunch .
We didn't go where we normally go ; we went
out to the country to a little private place .
We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office , she said ,"You know , it's such a beautiful day . We don't need to go back to the office , do we ?"
I said , "No , I guess not ."
She said , " Let's go to my apartment."
After arrived at her apartment she said , " Boss , if you don't mind , I think I"ll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable ."
"Sure ,"
I excitedly replied . She went into the bedroom and , in about six minutes , she came out carrying a big birthday cake ,
followed
by my wife ,
children ,
and dozens of our friends , all singing Happy Birthday .
And there I sat ............................on the couch ......................................................................naked!
Saturday, May 31, 2008
wisdom
the secret of being happy is not doing what one likes but in liking what one does . losing hurts , but hurts even more when you realize that you haven't done your best . give you best to whatever is in front of you and opportunity will begin to find you .
wisdom
last wealth may be replaced by industry ,
lost knowledge by study ,
lost health by temperance and medicine
but lost time is gone for ever
lost knowledge by study ,
lost health by temperance and medicine
but lost time is gone for ever
Cari makan manyak susah
Tahun baharu sudah mau tiba ,
sini ada sale , sana ada offer
wife kata peluang sudah tiba ,
bonus pun sudah ada .
baju , kasut , beg baru semua yang kena .
walaupun bonus sudah ada ,
bila tahun baharu hari cina tiba ,
bonus ada macam tak ada ,
macam mana , macam mana .
anak juga tidak lupa ,
bapa , bapa , saya mau power ranger ,
see the price , father also surrender .
sini ada sale , sana ada offer
wife kata peluang sudah tiba ,
bonus pun sudah ada .
baju , kasut , beg baru semua yang kena .
walaupun bonus sudah ada ,
bila tahun baharu hari cina tiba ,
bonus ada macam tak ada ,
macam mana , macam mana .
anak juga tidak lupa ,
bapa , bapa , saya mau power ranger ,
see the price , father also surrender .
life
Go where you want to be
What you want to be cause you have only one life
and chance to do all the things you want in life
What you want to be cause you have only one life
and chance to do all the things you want in life
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