wisdom

If today you do something that people don't do , next time you will get something that people don't have

wisdom

Don't cut off your nose to spite your face

wisdom

A turtle makes progress only when he sticks his neck out

wisdom

Nothing ventured , nothing gained .

friend

One day have three friend together go to hiking . They are bodoh , gila and otak . On the journal , suddenly have fox come out . So they run for and miss bodoh . They two guy find whole day till cannot find he . So , they decided to report police . When they reach police station , otak say i for you at outside you go inside to report la . Then , gila go inside to make a report . When gila go in he say mata i want make a report because my freind bodoh loss in the jungle . So i help you can find people to find . the policewill say are you gila ka , find bodoh . Gila say ya . I'm gila . police say again you has otak or not ? He say of course has la , at outside only ma ........................................

no money don talk

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If you need a friend call to me
If you need $ , number yang anda dail tidak dapat dihubungi lagi , tolong jangan cuba lagi . Dut-Dut

stupid boy

"Mum , I want wear a bra !"
"Cannot ."
"Mum , why i can't wear it , when my sister 16 she wear it already , why I can't it ?"
"Aiyo , why you so stupid 1 ? You listen to mum ok , you is boy so no need wear it 1 ."

How to satisfy !

Have one day , Dad ask his son : "When I beat you , you will never get angry . How you control your angry ?"

Son :"I will start to cleaning the toilet ."

Dad :"How does satisfy you ?"

Son :"I use your toothbrush to clean it ."

Dad :".........."

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UPS and DHL

One day have 2 delivery company argue,
UPS:i very dislike your service, your service is very poor.
DHL:why you said my company poor?
UPS:it is because Dua Hari Lambat..
DHL: you pun sama

hahaha

One day , has one china man saw an accident but he don know english .
He talk , " mata ar mata , one car come , one car go
one car boh brake , one car boh stop
two car come together ......
PING PONG PIANG
please call EEEEEEEEE OOORRRRRR EEEEEE OOOOORRRRR "