why i fired my secretary

As i wailed into my office , my secretary , Janet , said , "Good morning boss.Happy Birthday."

And I felt a little better ; someone had remembered .


I worked till noon . Then , Janet knocked on my door and said " You know , it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday let's go to lunch , just you and me ."

I said , 'That's the greatest thing I've heard all day . Let's go ."

We went to lunch .

We didn't go where we normally go ; we went
out to the country to a little private place .

We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office , she said ,"You know , it's such a beautiful day . We don't need to go back to the office , do we ?"

I said , "No , I guess not ."

She said , " Let's go to my apartment."

After arrived at her apartment she said , " Boss , if you don't mind , I think I"ll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable ."

"Sure ,"

I excitedly replied . She went into the bedroom and , in about six minutes , she came out carrying a big birthday cake ,

followed

by my wife ,

children ,

and dozens of our friends , all singing Happy Birthday .







And there I sat ............................on the couch ......................................................................naked!